Nettle tea, nettle soup…how about just plain old nettle eating? I visited the Bottle Inn to watch this spectacle

The World Nettle Eating Championship; an internationally renowned Olympic event? Or perhaps something we might see at the Commonwealth Games alongside other such debilitating sport including boxing? Or might you witness this spectacle in the small sleepy Dorset village of Marshwood that nestles serenely between the ancient hill forts and picturesque Jurassic coastal towns?

Pub front with empty chairsCoinciding with the Summer Solstice and Fathers’ Day, this bizarre tournament held at The Bottle Inn, Marshwood has become something of a magnet to the thrill seekers and spectators who revel in their demise.


The Wootown Hillbillies

Expecting a baying mob of beer blotto’d blokes, I was surprised to see a mix of very young families, adolescents, thirty plus and Pizza vanolder guests. There was a bouncy castle for the very small visitors, a pizza shack and a fish & chips van. The atmosphere was happy and relaxed, ably assisted by the toe-tapping tunes played by the Wootown Hillbillies

There was one lady who wore a pair of white underpants over her jeans and there was something written on the front, but I didn’t feel entirely comfortable looking at her crotch long enough to read whatever it said!

The Bottle was also holding an ale & cider weekend and there was an assortment of artisan beer kegsbeverages to enjoy; a great opportunity to promote regional brews including Devil’s Rest, Orchard Pig and Purbeck Cider.

By 6pm the audience was gathering near the tables and soon afterwards the contestants arrived, not, it has to be said, with a massive amount of enthusiasm. The compere called for a few more victims volunteers until virtually all the tables were taken.competitors

The rules are quite simple:

  • Duration is 1 hour
  • You have to eat each leaf on the stalk
  • Do not eat the flowers, only the leaves
  • Put each complete stalk to one side
  • Only clean stalks are counted
  • If you leave arena within the hour you are disqualified
  • You are not allowed to use gloves
  • You must sign a disclaimer

Their advice is to pace yourself and if you run out of nettles, they will supply you with a new brace and if your mouth becomes parched, drink some water (or beer). If you have a leaf that has bird poo on, you need to get agreement from the organisers that the leaf can be discarded!

Andy and anotherAnd then it began with each contestant using their own method to strip the stalks of the green hairy stinging leaves; some just grabbed it with both hands, other used an elbow to hold the stalk whilst carefully peeling the leaf away and others nipped at them.

Apparently there is a knack to keeping the sting to the minimum; you fold the leaf before popping it in your mouth!

Andy eating

Andy Teague from the British Beard & Moustache Championship

I spoke to Andy Teague’s partner who told me this was his first time and he had practiced with a couple of leaves the previous day. When asked ‘why?’ she said he just got the bug (of which there is clearly no cure!) I also found out that Andy takes part in (and has won) the British Beard and Moustache Championships for charity, and travels around the world including Austria, Germany and shortly Texas will be welcoming his hairy creations!

Amongst the contestants was a lady from France and a man from Romania and a lady from Bristol who said the Dorset nettles had a better taste #WhoKnew

The first to give up after 10 minutes was the woman sitting next to Andy then it was Frenchies turn, but it has to be said she managed to clean 6ft of stalks.


2015 Winner Naomi Harris from Chard

By 6.40 someone had cleared 24 ft and mouths were beginning to turn a deadly shade of black by now.

By 6.50 a male competitor had cleaned 46 ft and a female competitor 22ft. It was also man been sickaround this time that a few more fell by the wayside and not surprisingly someone was sick, but not to be thwarted, and with the encouragement of the crowd, he continued!

The competition concluded and the winners were announced; Pete Wellman from Axminster, who is something of an old hand at this particular craft (this is his 4th time and he has won 3 of those); was the male winner chewing through 96ft of nettles, beating the 2014 winner from Colyton who ate 80ft. In the female category, the winner was Naomi Harris from Chard who munched through 58ft.

But you know what? No matter how many or how few nettle leaves each of those people ate, they are all winners to me, winning the prize for being completely bonkers and individually determined to overcome a quite natural fear of urtica dioica or the common stinging nettle.


Freshly cut Dorset nettles

About Sophia Moseley

Freelance Copywriter, Feature Writer and Author. Looking for that illusive job that every working mother craves but surviving, just, on what I can find. My writing and poetry keeps my sane. Watch this space.
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